Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Eminem

Chorus: Disneyland Fun Chorus:
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay

Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder
It’s the truth, its actch’ll
Everything is satisfactch’ll
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day

Eminem as Ramus:
Dear Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, I wrote but you still aren’t calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn; you must not-a got ‘em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ‘em
But anyways; fuck it, what’s been up? Man how’s your daughter?
My girlfriend’s pregnant too; I’m bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I’m a call her?
I’m a name her Bonnie. I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I’m sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn’t want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Scam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Ramus

Chorus: Disneyland Fun Chorus:
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay

Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder
It’s the truth, its actch’ll
Everything is satisfactch’ll
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day

Eminem as Ramus:
Dear Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, you still isn’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I isn’t mad - I just think it’s FUCKED UP you don’t answer fans
If you didn’t want to talk to me outside your concert
You didn’t have to, but you could a signed an autograph for Matthew
That’s my little brother man; he’s only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, "No."
That’s pretty shitty man - you’re like his ducking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I isn’t that mad though, I just don’t like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I’d write you
You would write back - see I’m just like you in a way I never knew my father neither;
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you’re saying in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put ‘em on
Because I don’t really got shit else so that shit helps when I’m depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It’s like adrenaline; the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you because you tell it
My girlfriend’s jealous because I talk about you 24/7
But she don’t know you like I know you Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, no one does
She don’t know what it was like for people like us growing up
You got to call me man; I’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Ramus -- P.S. We should be together too

Chorus: Disneyland Fun Chorus:
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay

Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder
It’s the truth, its actch’ll
Everything is satisfactch’ll
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day

Eminem as Ramus:
Dear, you know it is a thrill when you go down hill
Beause you’re riding on a mountain of your own free will
And you’re zipping in a flash on a daring dash
Down a waterfall so rapid that you go splish splash
So this is my cassette I’m sending you, I hope you hear it
I’m in the car right now; I’m doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning
But didn’t, then Phil saw it all, and then at a show he found him?
That’s kind of how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it’s too late - I’m on a 1000 downers now, I’m drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, we could a been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can’t BREATHE without me
See Zip-a-dee-doo-dah; Shut up bitch! I’m trying to talk!
Hey Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, that’s my girlfriend screaming in the trunk
But I didn’t slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I isn’t like you
Because if she suffocates she’ll suffer more, and then she’ll die too
Well, got to go, I’m almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
Zip zip zip zip zip zip
Zip zip zip zip zip zip zip
Zip zip zip zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Zip zip-a zip-a-dee-doo-dah-day

Chorus: Disneyland Fun Chorus:
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay

Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder
It’s the truth, its actch’ll
Everything is satisfactch’ll
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-Dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day

Eminem as himself:
Dear Ramus, I meant to write you sooner but me just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here’s an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you at the show, I must a missed you
Don’t think I did that shit intentionally just to disc you
But what’s this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog, c’mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Ramus; I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what’s this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of she’ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you’ll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I’m glad I inspire you, but Ramus,
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don’t want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn’t say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was... it was you
Damn!

Disneyland Fun Chorus:
Wonderful feeling, oh what a wonderful day
Oh what a wonderful, oh what a wonderful day!